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The Naughty List

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The Zen Nudist

The 2017 Naughty ListIt’s that time of year again; when the mince pies you bought from whichever supermarket chain you frequent back in September have passed their “use-by” date, you can’t escape from Wham, Slade or Mariah Carey, and that fat, judgemental git in the red suit starts checking up on us again.

Well, fuck that; naughty IS nice as far as I’m concerned and, with that thought in mind, I bring you my 2017 “Naughty List“.

I compiled my first naughty list in 2015. Sadly, it no longer exists, and neither do quite a few of the blogs that were on it. I was on a bit of a hiatus in 2016 and so didn’t compile a list last year. Since my return, I’ve discovered a number of new blogs and been reacquainted with some old favourites.

I won’t bore you with the reasons as to why I like a…

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This or That

This or That?
1 – Lights on or off?

Oh def off as I don’t want my fat bits being seen to be flopping around

2 – Slow teasing or getting right to business?

It depends on the mood – I LOVE have to have you now sex but I also love being teased. Time and place determines the length of time

3 – Giver or receiver?

I’m a giver of pleasure. If I get it then its a bonus

4 – Background noise or no?

Yes – I love music

5 – Top or bottom?

Hmmmm I’ll take it any way I can get it 😉

6 – Private or public?

Done both. Private is def more fun but public can be such a turn on. 
Bonus – Describe your best or worst sexual encounter. Double bonus if you describe both. 

Worst – losing my virginity

Best – it has to be a kiss. Fuck there nothing like a kiss that just crawls under your skin and stays there

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